Dear Friends and Colleagues,
Happy Groundhog Day! What a shock for Punxsutawney Phil this year to see such massive change on the economic landscape. We are happy to be here, and are proud that you are reading this issue, which begins the 5th year of Theatre By Design.
Ann and Roger undertook a silly endeavor this month and wrote a little dramatic scene together for The View From Here, entitled “FAQ’s”. We continue with Theatre Audiences Observed and Wisdom from the Wings in the side column. Send us your stories and we’ll share them in the next issue!

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THE VIEW FROM HERE
FAQ’s
by Ann Sachs and Roger Morgan
SCENE ONE:
In which the Theatre Designer receives a new commission
The Setting: Evening. The stage of a historic movie palace in New England, shabby and rundown
The Action: A party is in progress; everyone wears construction hard-hats. The press is everywhere, reporters texting or speaking on their i-phones. The Board of Directors has just announced the selection of the theatre design team for the theatre renovation. Applause. Board members, valued donors, VIPs from the community, and the design team nibble little pieces of cheese on multi-colored toothpicks. There are crackers. They raise their wine glasses to toast THEATRE DESIGNER, an artistic looking fellow of a certain age, and he raises his glass in thanks. BOARD CHAIR, silver-haired, charismatic, politically savvy, slaps THEATRE DESIGNER on the back.
BOARD CHAIR
Bravo, Leo, Bravo. Unanimous first choice. Dynamic presentation. And your leave-behinds – mini-flash- drives. Genius. (Slaps him on the back) Fine firm. Gonna be a winner project.
THEATRE DESIGNER
Thanks so much… um… (To the audience) I can’t for the life of me remember the guy’s name! (Back to the BOARD CHAIR) Nice tie.
BOARD CHAIR
Dolce & Gabana. The wife, y’know.
THEATRE DESIGNER
(To the audience) Was it George? Bill?
BOARD CHAIR
By the way, Leo…
THEATRE DESIGNER
(To himself) It reminded me of “President”… Not Barack. Jimmy? Shit.
BOARD CHAIR
(Aside to Theatre Designer) You gotta help me out here: some of our board members, y’know, are out on a limb…
THEATRE DESIGNER
(To the audience) Ronald? Richard? No…
BOARD CHAIR
I know it’s early, but how much is this little project going to set us back?
THEATRE DESIGNER
What did he just say?! (searching for the name) Sir…
BOARD CHAIR
No need for formality, Leo – call me Jack.
THEATRE DESIGNER
JACK!
BOARD CHAIR
I know, I know, you don’t like to put a number on it.
THEATRE DESIGNER
Actually, we’ll give you a project cost when we finish schematic design…
BOARD CHAIR
Leo, this is your specialty – that’s why we hired you – you’ve done hundreds of these! Just give me a number. Promise I won’t hold you to it.
THEATRE DESIGNER
Jack, would you want your doctor to diagnose your condition at a party? I’m sure you understand.
BOARD CHAIR
Absolutely. Hey – you’re a professional after all. Shoot from the hip…
THEATRE DESIGNER
The cost of a project is a complex process…
BOARD CHAIR
(Hard back slap) I know you understand my position here, Leonard, so just put me in the ballpark.
THEATRE DESIGNER
(To the audience) I haven’t even been to the ball field yet!
BOARD CHAIR
Off the top of your head.
THEATRE DESIGNER
(Worried. Blurts it out.) Somewhere between eleven and seventeen million.
BOARD CHAIR
That’s awfully high.
THEATRE DESIGNER
Well, depending.
BOARD CHAIR
You’re smart. You’ll get that number down!
Music plays. Lights fade.
Large projection screen appears with local newspaper headline:
Board Chair Announces $10 Million Estimate for Renovation – Community Divided!
SCENE TWO:
In which a Theatre Designer responds to a second FAQ
The scene: A few days later. A conference room.
The Action: The building committee of 10, including THEATRE DESIGNER and BOARD CHAIR, is assembling around a large table. The meeting is about to commence.
BOARD CHAIR
Hi Leo, lookin’ good m’boy! (slaps Theatre Designer vigorously on the back) Say listen, I’ve told the board you’re preparing a great little watercolor sketch for them. Just to show them what the completed project will look like. That’s ok with you, right?
THEATRE DESIGNER
(Stares blankly at the chairman, turns out toward the audience. Says nothing.)
LIGHTS OUT